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*NH Neocon Wingnut HOF Quote Thread*

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Background: So, today we had a bit of exchange with a rather demented radical right-wing dubyah apologist (its name was batvette). At a VERY lame attempt to defend Herr dubyah, this poster uniformly lied, spouted/parroted the same ole' RNC talking points, and of course blamed Mr. Clinton. So, after reading probably the most outrageous and pathetic post by this obvious lost soul of a bushbot lobotomite (which I will repost below), I was thinking we should have a central repository for the most pathetic, outrageous, sad, and flat out laughable Neocon Wingnut Quotes. So, here we go. I hope it catches on.

Posted by: Dr. Matt on Tue 5.9 10:53pm

Setup: So, this poster who goes by bavette was in full dubyah defense mode. In yet another attempt to blame Mr. Clinton for 9/11 and defend dubyah’s NON-reaction to the attacks on that day, this lame arse poster laid out this beauty....which will surely make the Hall of Fame (HOF) of delusional dubyah apologists.

The Quote: "While he [dubyah] kept reading [My Pet Goat] he knew that the joint chiefs were doing what they have been delegated to do, and did it by the book as procedures told them to it."
Posted by: batvette at May 9, 2006 05:29 PM
http://tinyurl.com/ppxrd

~~~~~~~~~~~~

ROFL. aaaaah, an instant classic I think.

Posted by: Dr. Matt on Tue 5.9 10:54pm

holy crap, Batshit!
yeah, it tried to post a sane position against Cindy Sheehan, and was righteously smacked down.

I look forward to the next arrival of Batshitte.
I will treat it with the respect it has earned.

(eagerly rubs hands together)

lol
:D
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Posted by: Keg on Tue 5.9 11:07pm

Freeperville needs to train their new apologists better. THe new breed of idiots are hitting new lows....just like their Herr dubyah.

Posted by: Dr. Matt on Tue 5.9 11:10pm

Yeah, they can kiss my ankle their so low.
I'll rub a bit of poop on it so they get the point.
:D
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Posted by: Keg on Tue 5.9 11:16pm

Did someone just say poop?
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Posted by: Rob S., PsD on Tue 5.9 11:19pm

batvette is a real piece of work. Whoa. Cancervative brainwashed talking point spouting idiot. S/He (whatever) has hand-wave itis.

The other somewhat new knucklehead is "You Know I'm Right"...

... they're getting patheticer and patheticer...
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Posted by: BIORsGhost on Tue 5.9 11:24pm

I think I know where this is leading....
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Posted by: Keg on Tue 5.9 11:24pm

batvette, you know im right, and ranger bob are beyond lost souls. I think they are possessed by dead-eye cheney (i.e. Satan).

Posted by: Dr. Matt on Tue 5.9 11:34pm

ranger bob's just a douchebag pedophile.
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Posted by: Keg on Tue 5.9 11:37pm

I remember Ranger Bob! He is truly an idiot. I thought he left. Oh well. That's what I get for not visiting the mains more often. I miss all the troll whacking wackiness.
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Posted by: Rob S., PsD on Tue 5.9 11:40pm

"You'll get nowhere appealing to my compassion for humanity. After lengthy discussion with the likes of you two, I'm more of a warmonger than ever, I want to see Bush drop bombs all over. Carpet bomb all mankind! Merely because sooner or later they're sure to hit YOU, and civilized society can once again progress."

Posted by: batvette at May 10, 2006 05:45 PM
http://tinyurl.com/qyyo6

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Posted by: Dr. Matt on Wed 5.10 6:03pm

"No true southerner votes Democrat unless they're black or queer."
Posted by: Haywood Jablowmie at May 10, 2006 11:36 AM
http://tinyurl.com/qyyo6

Posted by: Dr. Matt on Wed 5.10 6:04pm

I've read a bunch of that post, and think the trolls are getting even More desperate.

They could never answer to the threads premise.
'Our country is being run by criminals, so lets blame Joe Wilson!'

As to Bob (I'm a ranger, I'm just not gonna tell ya whatkind).
Check out the Cindy Sheehan thread from Feb.
It keeps on goin!
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Posted by: vermontdave on Wed 5.10 6:23pm

peace
:D
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Posted by: Keg on Wed 5.10 6:26pm

Keg,
To hell with peace, I want non-peace.

peace
;>
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Posted by: vermontdave on Wed 5.10 6:32pm

Anti-peace.

peace.
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Posted by: Keg on Wed 5.10 6:33pm

Take your poopy peace and....... and just poop with it.....your peace that is.

peace
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Posted by: vermontdave on Wed 5.10 6:35pm

Can't beat these quotes:

"Hard to believe there was a time when folks were too proud to take handouts. I guess that's what decades of liberal giveaway programs will do to people. Keep them poor and keep them on the plantation."
-goobtard

"Well, don't misunderestimate Bush's ability to get more popular. Sounds like the troops are going to be coming home in significant numbers next year, and if the economy keeps going the way it is."
-goobtard

And the winner is:
"Uh, I referenced an article that pointed to the statute as evidence that the program was legal because it pointed to the statute as evidence that it was legal."
-yup goobtard again.

Posted by: rick on Wed 5.10 6:36pm

It's in Olympia...haflway between me and DF.

They don't give grades there either (the sole reason I should have gone there), in an attempt to nurture bright, young minds. All the kids I went to high school with that went there were bright, creative/liberal types, but they were definitely the Berkenstock crowd, had hygiene issues, and had an obsessive hatred of all things Microsoft (I guess they think Macintosh isn't a giant, soul-swallowing company). Its reputation has skyrocketed in the past few years, but (my opinion) it's not warranted...like any college, the education is what the student makes of it. It does attract some bright kids though. As far as ideology, it doesn't get further left than Evergreen.
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Posted by: shane on Wed 5.10 6:38pm

oops wrong thread :)
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Posted by: shane on Wed 5.10 6:38pm

wrong thread shane...

meeeeep!

Posted by: DrFreedom on Wed 5.10 6:39pm

"Iraq = right thing to do. So glad Saddam is gone. ....Capturing Osama does nothng other than a moral victory or a lil revenge. Why not leave him out there to see who and what he is trying to do to identify others?" Posted by: USA#1 at May 15, 2006 07:15 PM

http://tinyurl.com/lhpsb

Posted by: Dr. Matt on Mon 5.15 7:26pm

Batshit crazy batvette was on a roll those days he was posting last week. How's this for a unique view of why George H.W. Bush got Georgie into the Texas Air Narional Guard: he didn't want Georgie to try to be a hero.

"I stand by my earlier assessment that his father likely knew his capsbilities were less than stellar and didn't want him trying to play hero and fall dangerously short.

The peculiar situation faced by the enlisted draftees of Vietnam was that of junior officers who were sons of men who were WW2 heroes and returned to go on to successful lives- often that success helped by their war exploits- found the illusion these officers believed they should follow in the footsteps of their fathers to succeed in life.

This could result in the volunteering of their men for foolhardy missions with needless loss of life, and the term "fragging your looie" is not one borne without precedent."

http://tinyurl.com/za48u

And, of course, Georgie wasn't just hiding out in the TANG. He was protecting us from a Soviet nuclear attack.

"If learning to fly one and spending several years helping patrol Americas's skies against the threat of Soviet nuclear bombers is what you call cowardly, perhaps you can impress me with accounts of your own brave exploits?"

Same thread as linked above.

Posted by: John L on Mon 5.15 9:58pm

That guy battyliar needs to get his background story straight. Seems to change week to week.
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Posted by: theroachman on Mon 5.15 10:03pm

holy shit. batshit can't be for real

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Posted by: Dr. Matt on Mon 5.15 10:09pm

And the winner is:
"Uh, I referenced an article that pointed to the statute as evidence that the program was legal because it pointed to the statute as evidence that it was legal."
-yup goobtard again.
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That my friends is the most unintelligible remark ever made by a supposed human being.

Great thread Doc
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Posted by: bronxboy on Mon 5.15 10:18pm

If you have not asked “batty” for his credentials you should. He will tell you. It’s almost comical.
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I'm like an opening band for the sun
Push me, pull me
I've had enough, said enough, felt enough, I'm fine, still in it
~~~ Pearl Jam ~~~

Posted by: theroachman on Mon 5.15 10:22pm

My batshitometer just broke.
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Posted by: Rob S., PsD on Mon 5.15 10:23pm

"If you have not asked “batty” for his credentials you should. He will tell you. It’s almost comical."
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Credentials? It sports credentials?
OMFG
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Posted by: bronxboy on Mon 5.15 10:24pm

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